Squirrels get a free ride

It's too hot to chase them away, 98 degrees at 2PM. I told princess to go get 'em, and she gave me that "Are you kidding me?" look. Wonder Woman is at the swimming pool with the little superheroes, nobody here to chase the little fatsos but me and the cats. I think my grandpa had it right when he'd shoot 'em out of the trees, they are bold buggers who got more attitude than Dennis Rodman. Where's my gun?